The hair weave killer

Some girls talk alll that good shit about how good they are in bed and how they want somebody who is packing below the belt ….but when u actually show up they can take it -___- where that Maury lie detector meme when u need it … smh 

So I was sitting in my truck and this bird lands on my hood looks me dead in my eyes and shits on my truck with reckless abandon and then he flew away like “what you gon do bout it bitch “

from back home just hit me up like yoo i got this dope dookie rope chain for the low yesterday. She sends me a pic of it and the chain said 24c…...NOT 24k …..24c damn it ….i’m like u should take that back… and dont put it on ….u might die 

• 3 jobs 
• living on my own 
• with a bunch or students 
•  we bout to turn allll the way up and maybe a round of summer school towards the end 
• the beach will be a weekly trip 
• a new whip…. hopefully the past couple have fallen through smh 

no more tribal ….ok so a few ppl call me “the machine” for valid reasons though ….1. ive picked up more than one motor vehicle in my lifetime 2. Some times i do more in a morning than most done in  a week 3 ive defied a few laws of physics lol . SO im gonna get a series of gears and belts that connect and it’ll be a half sleeve that leads over half my chest and some of my back i just gotta get em drawn 

Ok, so as many of u may know there was a small kickback turned twitter approved party at my house on Saturday hosted my mu housemate. A few days earlier he was like yo im gonna have some ppl over on Saturday is that cool …naturally i was like yea thats cool . Mafuckin Saturday comes and homeboy is bringing in turntables and speakers…. i was like meh i guess he’s gonna be official at this kickback. Im at one of my boy’s place txting ppl looking for moves ….i get responses ….my address ….im like brah ..thats where i sleep what do mean campus is headed to a live ass party at my house….. so i head home to get something at round 1130ish….i pull up Go up to “security” …i live here ….i get inside .its ppl shoulder to shoulder going from wall to wall in the process of getting to my room i elbowed somebody’s daughter in the face on accident. I leave ….get on twitter i see a few tweets about the party meh… so i come back home found 3….hit till jumpin ….im like fuck it i might as well join in ….i put on my Pjs went get my orange juice and got some twerk 

Ok, so the other day I called my banks LOST OR STOLEN card holder services number so I can order another debit card and the automated system comes on “the may be recorded to assure service quality, We will need the 16 digit number from located on the front of you debit card.” Highly confused as to how id recover my 16 digit number form the front of a debit card that was not in my possession I decided to call the credit card replacement number I told the lady who picked up the phone and this shit made me laugh. “sir, I’m sorry for the service problem but the gentlemen on our automated tech support are wildly incompetent.” So my new card is on the way and all is well. lol

ok sooo, a couple friends and I went to a popular restaurant last night  and it was packed …like it took us a good 30 mins. to be seated and it was only 5 of us. So we get to the table and everything is cool so our waitress comes up and her speech is a little slurred ( in my head I’m like there’s no way she’s drunk lol) but as she was asking for our drink order she got close enough and her breath smelled like a pool full of liquor…drank…I wasn’t the  only person at my table to notice so we ordered our drinks, she comes back with the wrong set of drinks lol not like giving the person the wrong drink but the whole set of drinks for the table were wrong lol she bought the right food to the table …..kinda, we aren’t even gonna get into that lol. So, we get out checks and apparently i had a burger fries a lemonade and 48 wings …….the burger, fries n  lemonade are accurate …but 48 wings …. REALLLY …. i didn’t have any wings. smh she was tripping with no map.

people in need …..most occupations in my desired field pay fairly well …i never ranted to be super rich….just slightly more than comfortably well off, the satisfaction in knowing that I’ll be helping things get better somewhere is worth more than money to me….the salary, 401k and other benefits will just be a bonus ….a nice bonus …. I’m just glad I’ve gotten this far and this close to my desired profession