May 2013
3 tags
Storytime
So I was sitting in my truck and this bird lands on my hood looks me dead in my eyes and shits on my truck with reckless abandon and then he flew away like “what you gon do bout it bitch “
May 23rd
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The 'yes or no' game.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
toastedsun: 4ir: sh3lbsssss: snow-in-septemberxx: mugglesdontgetit: OMGGGGG. LOOK AT THE NOTES! WOOP LETS TRY GETTING 1 MILLION The notes. forever r If you dont reblog: If you don’t reblog this.. you’re obviously a person who links tumblr to facebook. if we’ll get this to a million? SO MANY NOTES!!!! Just kidding…I really do… OMG, TWO MILLION… let’s get it to 3...
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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When it rains outside
Facebook: 22 statuses
Twitter: 37 tweets
Instagram: 17 pictures of the sky
Tumblr: What is outside?
Avengers fandom: stop it, Thor.
Percy Jackson fandom: Zeus and Poseidon are fighting. Again.
Paramore fandom: ANd WHEN IT RAINS... ON THIS SIDE OF TOWN IT TOUCHES...EVERYTHING
Grey's Anatomy Fandom: Perfect Storm
Ncis Fandom: SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Anonymous asked: white...
May 22nd
Anonymous asked: green !
May 22nd
Anonymous asked: grey?
May 22nd
followers, what do you want to know?
Purple: 10 facts about my room
Blue: 9 facts about my family
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town
Red: 5 facts about my best friend
Pink: 4 facts about my parents
White: 3 facts about my personality
Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like
OOH DO THIS
DO ITTTT
May 22nd
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Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you.
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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I require both pizza and sex.
May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 20th
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Yahoo .... don't mess up Tumblr...that is all
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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Honesty hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored...
May 20th
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May 20th
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May 20th
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bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
May 20th
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I really do wanna know the first impression i left...
May 19th
Your first impression of me? (Anonymous or not)
May 19th
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May 19th
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SOOOO i lifted my truck a few weeks back
i was changing my tire and my jack failed. so i got one of my friends to put their jack under my truck while lift it up …so i get under the fender area and i squatted my truck …pretty clean with no issues  i was lowkey impressed with myselfl
May 19th
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5 tags
May 19th
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May 18th
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Getting messages on Tumblr
sodamnrelatable: Tumblr famous’ messages : Tumblr famous’ reaction : Mine : My reaction :
May 18th
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